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Dating and sex tales

"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.

I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom.

I once dated this girl who was a complete stoner — pretty much never sober.

One day she came to my house to pick me up and started recounting this amazing experience she’d had on the drive over.

When I arrived, he said he had to go home to walk his dog — an odd start to the date, but why not?

We went on a long walk with the dog, and afterwards, somehow he convinced me to enter his apartment.

As soon as the door shut, he asked if I minded if he got high.

However, we’ve also got tortillas, salsa, pineapples, lots of chocolate, iced tea, granola bars, popcorn, and a stoner grin. ” I ask, “Aw, man, I lost it…” He takes off his jacket and it’s sticking out of his back pocket. A lot of conversations that go like this: Stoned Boyfriend: “Uh, I’m gonna be late.” Me: “Okay, how late? ” SB: “Uh….” It was always unclear to me if these missions took such a long amount of time because my boyfriends were stoned, or if the people they were dealing with were stoned. So, naturally, he had freaked out in the middle of their dinner, and fled to the restaurant bathroom in terror. I met my current boyfriend because he’s in a band I love. until our first date, when he revealed he’d been stoned out of his mind each and every time.

” before I headed over, just to know what I was expecting. I’m strawberry soymilk”), I’d know she was really baked.

A blind date once asked me to meet him near his office.

I managed to squeeze out some crocodile tears so the officers wouldn't slap me with public indecency charges.

The lady officer told me to 'never let a man treat you that way again.'" "My first-ever OK Cupid date was an hour late for dinner, which in itself was a bad idea (first-date dinners are the worst). I blocked his number." "I immediately knew I wasn't attracted to him, but I invited him to a party I was going to just to be polite.

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But we ended up going to Homecoming together as friends, and eventually, I fell for him.