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When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I’m just playing As you spit it all out, I’d rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!» Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I’d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!It’s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I’m steady staring at your sister, I’ll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I’d put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I’d dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear «Now, let’s meet contestant number two He’s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let’s hear your question» «I like a man who’s not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know? (Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f_ck you!
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